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Hey there, my name is Stephanie. I like little things in life, I try not to take things for granted but I do anyways, I live close to San Francisco. 17.


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— Kate Nash’s advice to college students  (via xx092813)

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mamamidnight:

kohpai:

kohpai:

so I was at school and suddenly I saw this skeleton at the stairway?? that part of the stairway is closed literally no one can go there that skeleton wasn’t there before how

so the next day I go to the school cafetaria and I see another one??
 what is going on

There’s a draft for the skeleton war. You’re enlisted, whether you want to be or not.
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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

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moonstresss:

The best dog gifs of all time. Ever. Ever. Ever, Ever.
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allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

"People will look" "Fuck it! Come on!"……"But it’s raining""Fuck it! Come on!"……"But that is not what is expected from an adult""Fuck it! Come on!"

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra
the-personal-quotes:

itsgrannywinkle:

hola to my amigos

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