— Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via xx092813)
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE
You’ve never seen balls, have you?
I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO